Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw lyrics

I really do
appreciate
the fact you're
sittin' here

Your voice sounds
so wonderful
but yer face don't
look so clean

So bar maid
bring your pitcher
another round
of brew

Honey why don't we
get drunk
and screw?

Why don't we
get drunk
and screw?

I just bought
a water bed
that's filled up
for me and you

They say you are
a snuff queen
honey I don't think
that's true

So why don't we
get drunk
and screw?

Spoken:
"Take it Coral Reefers
let's go..."

Why don't we
get drunk
and screw?

I just bought
a water bed
that's filled up
for me and you

They say you are
a snuff queen
honey I don't think
that's true

So why don't we
get drunk
and screw?

So why don't we
get drunk
and screw?