Oxford Comma lyrics

Who gives a f**k about
an Oxford comma?
I've seen those
English dramas too-oo

They're cru-uel

So if there's
any other way
to spell the word
it's fine with me-ee
with me-ee

Why would you
speak to me that way
especially when I
always said that I

Haven't got the
words for you

All your diction
dripping with disdain

Through the pain
I always tell the truth

Who gives a f**k
about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to
Dharamsala too-oo
I di-id

I met the highest Lama
his accent sounded fine
to me-ee, to me-ee

Check your handbook
it's no trick

Take the chapstick
put it on your lips

Crack a smile
adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend
unlike other guys

Why would you lie
about how much
coal you have?

Why would you lie
about something
dumb like that?

Why would you lie
about anything at all?

First the window
then it's through the wall

Lil' Jon, he always
tells the truth

Check your passport
it's no trick
take the chapstick
put it on your lips

Crack a smile
adjust my tie

Know your butler
unlike other guys

Why would you lie
about how much
coal you have?

Why would you lie
about something
dumb like that?

Why would you lie
about anything at all?

First the window
then it's through
the wall

Why would you tape
my conversations?

Show your paintings
at the United Nations

Little John
he always tells
the truth