Seven Drunken Nights lyrics

Oh as I went home
on Monday night
as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a horse outside the door
where my old horse should be

Well I called me wife
and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that horse
outside the door?
Where my old horse should be

Ah you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool
still you cannot see

That's a lovely sow
that me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day
I've travelled
a hundred miles or more

But a saddle on a sow
sure I never saw before

And as I went home
on Tuesday night
as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a coat behind the door
where my old coat should be

Well I called me wife
and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that coat
behind the door
where my old coat should be

Ah you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool
still you cannot see

That's a woollen blanket
that me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day
I've travelled
a hundred miles or more

But buttons in a blanket
sure I never saw before

And as I went home
on Wednesday night
as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a pipe upon the chair
where my old pipe should be

Well I called me wife
and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that pipe
upon the chair
where my old pipe should be

Ah you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool
still you cannot see

That's a lovely tin whistle
that me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day
I've travelled
a hundred miles or more

But tobacco in a tin whistle
sure I never saw before

And as I went home
on Thursday night
as drunk as drunk could be

I saw two boots
beneath the bed
where my old boots should be

Well I called me wife
and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me

Who owns them boots
beneath the bed
where my old boots should be

Ah you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool
still you cannot see

They're two lovely
geranium pots
me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day
I've travelled
a hundred miles or more

But laces in geranium pots
I never saw before

And as I went home
on Friday night
as drunk as drunk could be

I saw a head upon the bed
where my old head should be

Well I called me wife
and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me

Who owns that head
upon the bed
where my old head should be

Ah you're drunk, you're drunk
you silly old fool
still you cannot see

That's a baby boy
that me mother sent to me

Well it's many a day
I've travelled
a hundred miles or more

But a baby boy
with his whiskers on
I never saw before..!