Well Did You Evah! lyrics

I have heard
among this clan

You are called
the forgotten man

Is that what
they're saying,
well did you evah!

What a swell
party this is

And have you heard
the story of
A boy, a girl,
unrequited love

Sounds like pure
soap opera
I may cry
Tune in tomorrow

What a swell
party this is

What frails
What frocks
What broads

What furs,
What rocks
They're bootiful

Why I've never seen
such gaity
Neither have I

It's all just too,
too risque really

This french
champagne
So good for
the brain

That's what I was
going to say

You know you're
a brilliant fellow?
Why thank you
Pick up Jack

Please don't eat
that glass my friend

Have you heard,
about dear Blanche?

Got run down
by an avalanche
No

Oh don't worry,
she's a game girl
you know, got up
and finished fourth

The kid's got guts
Having a nice time?
Grab a line

Have you heard
that Mimsie Starr
She got pinched
in the Astor bar

Lost again eh?
She was stoned
Well, did you evah?
Never

What a swell
party this is

Hey, check
out that

Ah it's a
lovely dress
D'you think I could
talk her out of it

It's great
Ah it's great
So grand
So grand

It's wo....nderland

(La.. la.. adlibs)

We sing
Oh we sing
So rare, so rare

Like old
camembert

Like baba
au rhum

Don't dig that
kind of
croning chum

Have you heard?
It's in the stars

Next July we
collide with Mars

Well, did
you evah?

What a swell party
A swell party
A swelligant, elegant
party this is....

I drink to
your health

Naw, let's drink to
your wealth

You're my
bon'amie
Hey, that's french

A liberty
fraternity

Have you heard?
It's in the stars

Next July we
collide with Mars

Well, did
you evah?

What a swell party

A swell party

A swelligant,
elegant party
this is...