Don't Bother lyrics

She's got the
kind of look that
defies gravity

She's the
greatest cook
And she's fat free

She's been
to private school
And she speaks
perfect French

She's got the
perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool?

She practices Tai Chi
She'd never
lose her nerve

She's more than
you deserve

She's just far
better than me

Hey hey
So don't bother
I won't die of deception

I promise you won't
ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting

The ring you gave
to her will
lose its shine

So don't bother,
be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't
know how to touch
you like I would

I beat her at
that one good
Don't you think so?

She's almost
six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea

I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my
last life at all

Hey hey
So don't bother
I won't die of deception

I promise you won't
ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

Don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting

The ring you gave
to her will lose
its shine

So don't bother,
be unkind

For you, I'd give up
all I own
And move to a
communist country

If you came with me,
of course

And I'd file my nails
so they don't hurt you

And lose those pounds
and learn about football

If it made you stay,
but you won't,
but you won't

So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Promise you won't
ever see me cry...

And after all
I'm glad that I'm
not your type

Promise you won't
ever see me cry...

So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I'll be fine

Promise you won't
ever see me cry...

And after all
I'm glad that I'm
not your type

Not your type
Not your type
Not your type

Promise you won't
ever see me cry...