I Will Talk & Hollywood Will Listen lyrics

I wouldn't be
so alone
If they knew
my name
in every home

Kevin Spacey would
call on the phone
But I'd be too busy

Come back to the
old five and dime
Cameron Diaz give
me a sign

I'd make you smile
all the time

Your conversation
would compliment
mine

I will talk and
Hollywood will listen

See them bow at
my every word

Mister Spielberg look
just what
you're missing

Doesn't it seem
a little absurd

Bow at my
every word

Buy up the rights
to my book

Live on a ranch
from what the
box office took

I'll go and
visit the set

They'll call me
their saviour

All the peoples
will scorn celebrity
Lives on the moon

But, I'll be back
home in June

To promote
the sequel

I will talk and
Hollywood will listen

See them bow
at my
every word

Mister Spielberg
look just what
you're missing

Doesn't that seem
a little absurd

Bow at my
every word