I'm Going Slightly Mad lyrics

When the outside
temperature rises

And the meaning
is oh so clear

One thousand and one
yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front
of you, oh dear

Are they trying to
tell you something?

You're missing that
one final screw

You're simply not
in the pink, my dear

To be honest you
haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened
happened

It finally happened
oh oh

It finally happened
I'm slightly mad...
Oh dear!

I'm one card
short of a full deck

I'm not quite
the shilling

One wave short
of a shipwreck

I'm not at my
usual top billing

I'm coming down
with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is
boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear!

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened,
happened

It finally happened
uh huh
It finally happened

I'm slightly mad...
Oh dear!

I'm knitting with
only one needle
Unravelling fast it's true

I'm driving only three
wheels these days

But my dear
how about you?

I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened
happened

It finally happened
uh huh

It finally happened
I'm slightly mad...

Just very slightly mad...

And there you have it