Alfie lyrics

Oh... oh deary me

My little brother's
in his bedroom
smoking weed

I tell him he should
get up 'cos it's nearly
half past three

He can't be bothered
'cos he's high on THC

I ask him very nicely
if he'd like a cup of tea

I can't even see him
'cos his room
is so smoky

Don't understand
how one can watch
so much TV

My baby brother Alfie
how I wish that
you could see

I only say it
'cos I care

So please can you
stop pulling my hair

Now, now there's
no need to swear

Please don't despair
my dear
Mon frère

Oh Alfie get up,
it's a brand new day

I just can't sit back
and watch you
waste your life away

You need to get a job
because the bills
need to get paid

Get off your lazy *ss,
Alfie, please use
your brain

Surely there's some walls
out there that you
can go and spray

I'm feeling guiltier for
leading you astray

Now how the hell
do you ever expect
that you'll get laid?

When all you do is
stay in playing your
computer games?

I only say it
'cos I care

So please can you
stop pulling my hair

Now, now there's
no need to swear

Please don't despair
my dear
Mon frère

Oh little brother please
refrain from doing that

I'm tryin'a
help you out
so can you stop
being a twat?

It's time that you and I
sat down and had
a little chat

And look me in the eyes
Take off that
stupid fitted cap

I only say it
'cos I care

So please can you
stop pulling my hair

Now, now there's
no need to swear

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

My mon frère