What's My Age Again lyrics

I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne to
get the feeling right

We started making
out and she took
off my pants

But then I turned
on the TV

And that's about the
time that she walked
away from me

Nobody likes you
when you're
twenty-three

And you're still more
amused by
TV shows

What the
hell is A.D.D?
My friends say I
should act my age

What's my
age again?
What's my
age again?

Then later on
on the drive home
I called her mum
from a pay phone

I said I was
the cops
And your
husband's in jail

This state looks
down on sodomy

And that's about
the time the bitch
hung up on me

Nobody likes you
when you're
twenty-three

And you're still more
amused by
prank phone calls

What the hell
is call I.D?
My friends say I
should act my age

What's my
age again?
What's my
age again?

And that's about the
time that she walked
away from me

Nobody likes you
when you're
twenty-three

You still act like
like you're in
freshman year

What the hell is
wrong with me?
My friends say I
should act my age

That's about the
time she broke
up with me

No one should
take themselves
so seriously

With many years
ahead to fall in line

Why would you
wish that on me
I never want
to act my age

What's my
age again?
What's my
age again?

What's my
age again?